Toy Dino Tee

It’s easy to skip over this guy when he’s sitting next to a Nintendo 64 and tub of assorted Lego pieces, but he deserves a platform of his own.

You probably don’t even know what type of dinosaur he is, and that doesn’t really matter because this Dimetrodon didn’t need the recognition when he conquered the carpet in the living room, leaving no toy soldier behind to tell the tale of their futile resistance.

Available in white to let those definitely realistic colours pop, this T-shirt lets you honour your beloved childhood hero, whether he's still battling your wars or someone else’s.